Finding the Funny

September 5, 2008

Florida Man Tells Police Prostitute Stole His Wallet, $600

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , — zeugmal @ 3:32 am

Im going to start off first by posting the story:

FORT PIERCE, Fla. —  A man in Fort Pierce went to the police after a prostitute he hired allegedly stole his wallet, containing $600.

Police say Stanley Copling will not be charged with soliciting a prostitute because they didn’t see the transaction take place.

Copling said his wallet was missing after the woman left Tuesday night. He said he didn’t see her take it, but she was the only person in the room.

Police have no name or detailed suspect information. Copling said the woman had dirty blond hair and blue eyes.

 

While reading this story I couldn’t help but to chuckle a little because I really did not things like this happen.  You always here stories of drug dealers going to the cops trying to report that their drugs had been stolen.  What I think is really funny about this story is the description of the prostitute “dirty blonde hair, and blue eyes.”

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